Happy Anniversary 
Commemorating the first -- but not last -- anniversary of the US invasion of Iraq, Bush started his speech to an audience of international diplomats in his usual solemn monotone by leaving out a key comma, resulting in the follow alarming assertion:
  "As we meet violence and death at the hands of terrorists are fresh in our memories."
  Be thankful for small things.  At least he didn't say "nucular."   
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