Monday, March 29, 2004

Serenity The ban on coaching during professional tennis matches leads to some interesting situations.  At one point during today's straight-set victory in Key Biscayne by Serena Williams over the 16-year old Russian player Maria Sharapova, Williams took a crumpled note out of her pocket and momentarily studied it.  The commentators speculated that it was some sort of strategic plan or inspirational message. Now it can be revealed for the first time what the note actually said: "Whip that Russian bitch's scrawny white ass.  Love, Dad" 2:47:31 PM