Friday, May 21, 2004

Ain't Gonna Study War No More Bush will deliver a speech on Monday at the Army War College in Carlisle, Pennsylvania.  No doubt he'll reassure the student body that the war in Iraq will provide them with job security for years to come. 1:45:41 PM

Tampa-Proof The Philadelphia Flyers beat the Tampa Bay Lightning to win game 6 of the National Hockey League's Eastern Conference championship.  Simon Gagne scored the winning goal in overtime. Simon is another one of those unisex names (the female counterpart, Simone, is pronounced exactly the same)  that proves the French are a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys -- unlike those cheese-steak-eating Philadelphians. 1:44:15 PM