Friday, December 10, 2004

Banshee Bimbo on the bench I just can't stand it anymore !! there are so many judges on TV with their 30 minutes caseloads, that it makes me want to become a postal worker!  ;-) The absolute worst of the worst is the ignorant "Judge Judy"!  If you remove the following statements from her vocabulary: I'm speaking! Take your hands out of your pockets! you will respond yes ma'am! ummm is not an answer! well is not an answer! Stand up straight! Take the gum out of your mouth! (though she permits her sidekick officer to chew gum in the court room) So if you removed all these things she would be dam near speechless! which would be a great thing cause all she does is scream anyway   She apparently forgot that justice is blind, but readily criticizes folks for their clothing, the way they happen to stand and their particular form of speech I guess she thinks shes the fashion police, posture police and grammar police too!   She's truly the banshee shrew of the bench, if she was really any good at what she was allegedly trained for in law school, she'd still be in family court helping families instead of attempting to provide entertainment on TV Nothing worse than a screaming shrew! 11:57:10 PM    comment []

Video Clip Of Humor The "Daily Show" spoofs Hannity and Colmes Great Moments in Punditry                                                                    Video [Crooks and Liars] 12:25:10 PM    comment []

Tucker Carlson Letter Leaked! Dear Mommy - I’m really enjoying CNN camp.  Here’s a picture of me right before all the other boys beat me up.  See my bow tie?  I tied it myself mommy!  I’m learning lots of really neato things here!  I learned how to fart with my armpit and talk out of my ass.  Guess what??  Remember how I always wanted to be a hairdresser?  I changed my mind.  I want to talk out of my ass for the rest of my life!!  There’s a kid here named Jon and he called me a bad word.  I told him “You're not funny.”  I got him good!  Everybody here admires me and really likes me a lot!  My counselor called me “impervious to reality”.   But I don’t care. Some day all of these people will turn on the TV and see that I am an “expert commentator” and they’ll say “Wow! I remember when he was talking out of his ass at camp and now he’s doing it on television!  He got really good at talking out of his ass and great and powerful men seek his opinion and throw him money!  I wish I was Tucker Carlson!  Hail Tucker Carlson!  He’s smart!!!”  Please send more undies.  All mine are ripped. Don't ask.      Love, your little tickle pickle Tuck P.S. I peed my bed again.  Don’t tell dad.                                                                           Mike D. [Crooks and Liars] 12:24:16 PM    comment []

Chapel of Our Lady of the Grilled Cheese Sandwich goes on SALE Well the casino in Antigua bought the icon  Now the online chapel is up for grabs, it time to light a candle!  Visit heaven 11:18:41 AM    comment []