Monday, December 27, 2004

H. L. Mencken. "To die for an idea; it is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true!" [Quotes of the Day] 10:25:14 AM    comment []

Elbert Hubbard. "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." [Quotes of the Day] 10:24:39 AM    comment []

Rita Rudner. "I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine." [Quotes of the Day] 10:24:11 AM    comment []

W. C. Fields. "Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water." [Quotes of the Day] 10:23:54 AM    comment []

Robert Heinlein. "Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you--if you don't play, you can't win." [Quotes of the Day] 10:22:54 AM    comment []

WTF???: An Iraqi Tragedy. After having sex with a teenage male Iraqi an American soldier shoots his lover eleven times. An American solider shot an Iraqi teen eleven times after having sex with him while they were on guard duty. And I ask myself, how can I possibly respond to this? Is this a horror of war? It is in wartime, but not in war. They're not opposing... [morons.org headlines] 10:15:06 AM    comment []

Newsbrief: Just In Time For Christmas!. Pastor charged for caroling; Woman evicted from Shelter; Santa Claus evicted from dance. Happy Holidays from Morons.org! A member of the fundamentalist Potters House church was arrested in Australia for caroling. It seems that members of the organization where doing more than caroling, they were preaching in front of a mall, and not letting shoppers enter the area... [morons.org headlines] 10:13:53 AM    comment []