Blogocons and blogolibs agree
Yo send those blogoclips to me. But don't let your blogoboss see. Let's get carried away on a carrier wave. Where love and the internet interface. Is there a perfect blog for two people? Three? How many bloggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Five. One to hold the lightbulb four to update the blogroll. What are we now? Thirty millon strong, Anti-bellums, bloggers, bloggerers and blogodoggers and floglurkers and poontrolls, upnubiecs and willpaley-o's, flying tunas and undead letter carriers alike. Gangblogs are hard to run, you know? Everyone always wants to be the boss, and then the hostility and the next thing you know...Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Scratch this one, Flat Top! The little yellow house in Arles, and Paul is there, and you're about ready to send your erstwhile coblogger your earstwhile ear via a bonded surface messenger. No, there is only one blogger and that's Google's.
Now that John Edwards campaign is looking for help navigating the blogosphere, this is a good time to followup on my foolhardy quest for the Hillary Grail only to find out that the job went to Peter Daou more than two weeks ago, making my chances of being her first or anytime ever guest blogger gig are slim and none and slim died.because this guy is hopeless. Peter's ridiculous blog balancing act at Salon was only notable for his absolute lack of ability to make even gilt-edged politicial juxtaposition interesting to readers of presumably either side of an issue. PU! The Daou Report it was a called. A real stinkeroo! Maybe he's a good administer or something. There's plenty of ways bloggers can help out Hillary other than writing mere blog entries. There's photoshopping, captioning, XTML editing, making coffee, a real fifty state blog for a nationwide campaign, that's whats wanted. Is Peter Daou the answer, Mum? Or will your blog be lame and dumb, or scarier like Darth McCain's NeoDeath StarinVader 1.0?
Arrah! Sometimes, I want to lose it. It's going to be a another long, ugly campaign, even longer than the endless slog that was the Gore campaign...It's begun to snow. Bet it's hotter than hell in Baghdad. Hang on, hang on a little longer, until we've got them all home safe, or as many as Bush will allow to live that much longer. And fight on in the knowledge that you did your duty in spite of the lies you were told and the lives that were squandered on account of those lies, and that we hold those dear comrades in our hearts as well, our best and brightest, so criminally misused. Professionals, who will fight their way out if need be, on account of we're unable to ransom them the hell out of there. Bush said money sometimes trumps peace, and I see that as an opening to deal, but he will certainly renege the first chance he gets. Give me five hundred millon to split 50-50 with Dubya and I'll see what I can do to grease fat-lipped Henry Kissinger's sliderail, too. Call it Operation Yanqui Freedom.
 Breaking chains with my teeth since !998.
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