Man Found Dead. Lizards Find Meal.: Maybe that should be the prerequisite for owning an exotic pet - if you're not perfectly willing to be eaten by your pet upon your death, then you have no right to own that pet. [Plastic]  7:47:55 PM     Add a comment   

Hey buddy... wanna buy a whale?: Currently $100,100.00 (reserve not yet met) [FARK]  7:43:45 PM     Add a comment   

Stray cow stalks couple living in mobile home.: Since last May, Art and Molly Edie, who live in the flatlands outside this small town about 20 miles south of Austin, had been terrorized by a large brown cow that had stalked their mobile home. [FARK]  7:41:06 PM     Add a comment   

Score! Angie, the clumsy, skateboarding, surfing, beach-house living, hottie is coming up here in February, and guess who's taking her out?  7:09:32 PM     Add a comment