Here's another good one: Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."  11:29:23 PM     Add a comment   

Sports Quotes: New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."  11:27:58 PM     Add a comment   

Tobight's dinner: Digiorno pizza. Not bad, but definitely not delivery. In other, even less exciting, news my gas bill was 240 dollars this months. $240! Guess it's time to turn off the heater and wear a parka inside  9:26:53 PM     Add a comment   

eBay item 1061187190 (Ends Jan-16-02 20:00:30 PST ) - FANTASTIC VINTAGE NAUGHTY SALT & PEPPER: "I'm sure your asking so I'll get it out of the way. They appear to be a full D cup. Boobs have original corks."  12:39:48 AM     Add a comment   

eBay item 1313577170 (Ends Dec-27-01 15:21:46 PST ) - 100 gig western digital IDE 7200 rpm NEW: " I originally bought this drive for my wife as a Christmas gift. Yesterday I found out why she needs so much drive space. She has been sending pornographic videos of herself to deviants over the web.... So I no longer need this drive or my wife! Good Luck bidding! "  12:38:58 AM     Add a comment   

Understanding Marketing: You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.  12:37:10 AM     Add a comment