Amazon turns a profit. About time, Dammit. Actually, I say good for them. I love shopping with Amazon and I'm happy to see things swing their way. Now lets just hope my company reports a profit this friday.. I'd hate to be an unemployed little worker bee again. [USA Today : Front Page] 10:44:19 PM Add a comment
Testing the design again. Bear with me people--I'm not a mircale worker (despite what the nuns might have told you.) 10:03:06 PM Add a comment
Whee! Dave linked to me. No words. No explanations. Just a little picture next to this blurb. Not that I'm complaining, mind you.
Just heard on the news "Scientists are warning that the lava is very hot."
News Flash! The lava flow, previously though to just be incredibly cool is 'fucking hot as hell'. Experts are now warning citizens to avoid prolonged exposure to the molten rock, lest scalding occur. 8:00:00 PM Add a comment
More warning labels and packaging gaffes:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upsidedown."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals." 5:24:35 PM Add a comment