Will Martha Replace the Ozborns as the Next Reality TV?
It goes without saying Home and Garden Diva Martha Stewart is having a little "image problem" this week because of her questionable timing in dumping her $228,000 of ImClone stock. I for one could care less if Martha did it or not-- if she did let the legal system take care of her. If not be thankful she can afford to buy some over priced piece of crap for her house in the Hamptons.
[Enter MW's Evil Twin] However... should Martha baby end up in the slammer... Martha can do her duty to society by showing the prison system to lower prisoner depression by redecorating her cell with cheerful colors, making great curtains out of bedsheets and showing how a few dandlions out of the exercise yard can create a cheeful touch. Oh yes! May be she can even show the cooks how to make meals tasty and the dining room a warm and wonderful place to meet with friends and family?
If they put her in the slammer... we're buying a Tivo to record her shows. It will be better than the Ozborns!
"The astronomers who discovered the color of the universe (and then changed their mind, like any good homeowner) have given the color a name: Cosmic Latte. (Left) Their colleagues helped pick. Here are their Top 10 choices.
I kind of liked "Big Bang Buff" myself. Sounds maybe a bit too much like a porn star, though.
Sudden thought: has anyone filed a trademark yet on Cosmic Latte?" [Over the Edge]
