licentious radio

Monday, May 5, 2003
[11:19:29 PM]

So is it a *coincidence* that Republican White House dwellers keep attacking protege-dictators of former Republican White House dwellers, but lately they don't bother to capture the protege-dictators?

I mean, Poppy took out client Noriega well and good. Couldn't have done it better if he'd been the dictator of Grenada. Reagan offed some Khaddafy kin -- enough for Poppy's boy to get the message. But the Bushlette? Where's Osama? Where's Omar? Where's Saddam? Where's Kenny-Boy?

Heck, we don't even know where Dick Cheney is!

In fact, if you read closely enough, we had Osama cornered, except US forces were ordered to leave one escape-path open. Then we had a big chunk of the Taliban cornered, but we let them fly away. Now, anybody with an ounce of sense has to figure Bush made a deal with Saddam for Baghdad. I mean, maybe not, but if there *were* a deal, you'd expect some Bush crony to visit Russia and then the Iraqi soldiers in Baghdad would be withdrawn. Since that's exactly what happened, why would anyone think there wasn't a deal? No one would complain about the deal, anyway. Letting Saddam go to Minsk is a *very* small price to pay for taking Baghdad without a fight.

But how many family business partners can Bushlette *not* find before even the Moron-Americans start to wonder if he can really be that stupid, or if he's just a lying, thieving, treasonous, f... out to burn-pillage-rape everybody, everywhere? As long as there's Fox and CNN, GE-NBC, Disney-ABC, etc., maybe they've got the Morons sewed up?

[6:03:58 PM]
Doesn't it strike you as unfair that they gave Bush a barf-bag for his forty-mile jet flight, but they didn't issue one to each American citizen?