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Thursday, May 8, 2003
[4:41:36 PM]

If Saddam had close ties to Al Qaeda, and he stole a billion dollars cash money, and he wants revenge, do you think he might give some $$$ to Al Qaeda? (Are we safe yet?)

Al Qaeda doesn't need Saddam's stinking secular dollars.

Al Qaeda just hit three grand-slam, outa the park home runs. You *know* fundraising is off the charts.

1) Got US to piss off the masses of Arabs. 2) Kicked US out of Saudi Arabia. 3) Got rid of Satan's Stooge Saddam.

No, Saddam'll keep that billion dollars as a 'nest egg' for retirement.

[4:35:56 PM]
Conspiracy theory nonsense is so obvious....

We heard one that Kenny-Boy -- Mister Lay to Georgie -- had plastic surgery to make his body look oriental, a sex change, and started calling himself "Lay Lo" -- all to help run and hide from federal prosecutors tracking him down for billions of dollars worth of fraud, money laundering, overseas bribery, and illegal campaign contributions.

Preposterous. There aren't any federal prosecutors tracking him down for his crimes. If he had a sex and race change, there *must* have been a different reason. Everyone should aspire to *something*, after all.

[4:29:26 PM]
The good Republicans over at WorldCom fraudulently claimed high profits in order to pump up their stock value. The dial on their phony profit is over $7 billion, and still spinning faster than the dial when you pump your gas.

But the Republican campaign contributors are getting their money's worth -- the Bush regime is reimbursing them for the taxes they paid on the fraudulent profit numbers. Is that a hoot?

Can't you hear the phone call now: "DICK, we paid good money for political favors. We want those taxes back, damn-it. And don't give me any of that 'Tell-it-to-Trent' bull, we paid you guys fair and square. If we don't get that money back, I might have to sell one of the Aspen houses -- the one with the housekeeper you enjoyed so much. You wouldn't want that would you, DICK?"

Of *course* they get their money. "It's their money." Buncha crooks oughta be in jail for 200 life sentences for stealing billions of dollars. Instead, the Bushies pay them to keep quiet about DICK's role in the whole corporate Republican fraud scams. (You don't think it's an accident how many of these companies were using Andersen, do you? Or that the scams were the same ones that the Andersen boys ran at Harken?)