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Friday, May 23, 2003

It is a little stressful around here lately because of budget cuts and layoffs, hence the following email message we all got today:

> Sent: Friday, May 23, 2003 12:14 PM > Subject: NEW PARKING GATES - MERCURY LOT > > If anyone encounters a problem with their gate card working, there are > many sources of help to enable their entrance into or exit out of the > Mercury or Saturn Lots. Any of the Meritex maintenance personnel, or > security personnel in any of the buildings have the gate keys. The DHS > security station is open on a 24 hour basis. In addition, anyone with a > functional lot card can let parkers in or out of the lot, should they > encounter someone having problems with a lot card working properly. > > Please do not ram the gate arm with your vehicle or you will damage both > our new gate and your vehicle. The gate arm's are metal and not wood, and > are very costly to replace. > > Your cooperation in respecting the gate equipment will be appreciated.
3:16:56 PM    comment []


Today in our speaking club we played "two truths and a lie"

See if you can guess mine:

1. I once worked as a spy for Dunkin Donuts

2. I once hit a woman in the face with a donut.

3. I once consumed 28 donuts on a bet.
11:23:05 AM    comment []


I'd like to take this moment to remember all the people who ever hit me in the head with intent to cause pain:

  • Chris O'Connor - punch in the forehead 3rd grade
  •  John Sullivan - wooden baton over the head: 4th grade
  • John McGinnis - punched me in the eye:
  • 5th grade Mark Dropkin - punch in the adams apple: 5th grade
  •  Rayford Glasgow - punch to the side of my head 6th grade
  • John Dugan - bounced rock off my head: 6th grade
  • Jim McCann - punch in the jaw: 9th grade
  • Jonas Bassock - repeated punches to the back of the head: 11th grade
  • Jack Dolan - punch in the mouth 12th grade
  • Unknown assailant - knocked head against sidewalk: sometime in college
  • Matt McGuire - Head Butt: sometime in college
  • Matt McGuire - kneed me in the eye: sometime in college
  • Paul Raushenbush - slapped upside the head: sometime in college

12:01:55 AM    comment []


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