[continuing a long-running theme in class that many examples involve monkeys, at our 10:15am class] "Ah, look! We're talking about monkeys and you are eating a banana."
[after running a regression analysis helping to predict a monkey's weight from his height] "This equation only works within a certain range... obviously a monkey cannot have negative weight." 'Negative weight' has been another long-running theme in the class.
[commenting on how you should be sceptical when presented with a statistically significant relationship] "This is why you must be careful. You don't know that I started with a million variables; I'm trying to trick you."
[after intense analysis on a set of student data revealed that one particular year's group from a certain region of the world was slightly less qualified in English than usual] "I would like to test other years' data sets to see if this has improved, but now the MBA office is very hesitant to give me more data, because I have been causing lots of problems."
[when figuring out if you should keep two of your forecasting staff, when their predictions have a correlation of 0.77] "This is a bit like asking McKinsey and BCG at the same time: you'll get the same opinion."
[after determining that you should fire the best-performing of your three forecasting analysts, because using the other two together gives the best overall result (because their predictions are negatively correlated)] Lucky: "I think it's depressing that you would fire your best forecaster." Jack: "OK, you can go discuss it in OB [organizational behavior]."