How Can I Possibly Pass Up This Deal?
I was in the midst of an extremely stressful and frantic day in the office when something came by email that really lifted my spirits. Yes, after all these years on the internet, Hondo received his first, honest to goodness, Nigerian Email! I've left in all of the gramatical errors but deleted the email address (there are kiddies out there on the internet you know).
From: The Desk of: Mr. Simon Shabangu Credit Control Manager Pacific Int'l Bank Plc. Private Tel: +234-8037172377 Private Fax: +234-1-7591494 Confidential Email: [deleted] Dear friend, First, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature being utterly confidential and top secret. We have decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction, as we have been reliably informed of your discretness, trustworthy and ability to carry out legitimate business. THE PROPOSITION: A foreigner and American, Late Engr. Neal Walker, an Oil merchant with the Federal Government of Nigeria, until his death on an EgyptAir Flight #990, which crashed into the Atlantic Ocean on October 31, 1999, banked with us at the Pacific International bank Plc., Lagos and had a closing balance of US$10,000,000.00 (Ten Million United States Dollars Only) as at the end of September, 2000. Attached here is a CNN webpage on the unfortunate crash in 1999: http://www.cnn.com/US/9911/02/egyptair990.list/index.html Valuable efforts have been made by the Pacific International Bank Plc. to get in touch with any of the Walker's family or relative, but to no avail. The only Next of Kin address that was given to Pacific International Bank Plc. by Late Engr. Neal Walker was at Sierra Loene, West Africa, in the person of Mrs. Mabel Brain. However, the said address was destroyed during the last rebel crisis in Sierra Leone and the woman was reportedly dead together with other United Nations Officials. It is because of the perceived impossibility of locating a relative of the Late Engr. Neal Walker (since they never gave birth to a child) that the Pacific International Bank Plc. is making plans to ceed the said amount to the Defence Ministry for the procurement of weapons of war. In order to avert this ugly situation, few of my colleagues and I have decided to contact you and seek your permission to have you stand as Next of Kin to Late Engr. Neal Walker so that the total amount of US$10 Million Dollars will be processed and released in your favour into your personal account. All documents and proofs to enable you get this fund will be carefully worked out. We have secured from the probate, an order of Madamus, to locate any of the deceased beneficiary. Be rest assured that this transaction is risk-free. Also, your share for offering to assist us and provide the receiving account will be 20% of the total sum, while 80% will be for my colleagues and I, which also would be in your account for safe custody and probable future investment purpose in your country. As soon as we receive an acknowledgement of your willingness to accept our proposal, we shall furnish you with further details as we concluded all arrangements to have the money transferred to you within 7 working days from the date of commencement. If this proposal is acceptable to you, then furnish us with your most confidential telephone and fax numbers including the details of the receiving account immediately, at which time an application for the fund release will be forwarded in your favour. Thank you in advance for your anticipated cooperation. Regards Mr. Simon Shabangu
Now who could possibly pass up that deal! Who needs the lottery?
File under Stuff That Don't Fit Anywhere Else.
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