Dr. Kamaraj Has The Answers
Maybe something is wrong with me, but the Marriage & Sex Consulting page at HindiMatrimony.com is the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time. While I admit to not knowing much about India, I can hereby declare that lots of people there don't know the first thing about sex. Strange since India has over a billion people. I guess with those kind of numbers, somebody has managed to figure out how to put Tab A into Slot B.
After reading through almost every question and answer page on this site, I now know two things about India: 1) Masturbation is frequent and often with pillows, and 2) they constantly worry about "diesese" in their "pennies." I'll never visit the sub-continent.
Here are a few examples complete with answers. Fortunately, the doctor seems to give solid advice to the sexually frustrated. WARNING: Do not read further if you value the English language.

Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2001 10:06:39 -0600 Name: lal Age: 30 Gender: M Place: Dubai Question:9
Sir, I am a 30yrs unmarried man living in U.A.E. Last five six years I lead some bad things also ie I am intercourse with some prostitute in here. Now I have some diesese in my pennies.I am already consult with a doctorin U.A.E. As per his advise its "herpies " it will effect on a gap of five six months. Now I promise to my mind , I will naver go a prostitute in future. Now I want to cure my desease. Any medicine is available for this particular desease... I beg your kind attention in my case. sir I can do a marriage or not?? Please let me know ...bcose my parrents are try to see a girl for me.... please help sir.. with thanks... lal
Answer
Reccurent attacks are very common with herpes. Some Antiviral drugs are available. These drugs control the disease not cure the disease. Consult a Doctor there.
Date: Sun, 15 Apr 2001 11:51:00 -0500 Name: kumar Age: 21 Gender: M Place: chennai Question:22
I am a PG Student; I have sex feelings every time, so that i could able to concentrate in studies. If i have sex feelings i do mistakes myself with the help of the pillow, my sperms are very much wasting. I will take decision to be in control, but after one or two weeks i again have the sex feelings and tend me to do mistakes with help of pillow. Is there any method to stop this sex feelings? And is there will be any problem in marriage in Future?
Answer
Masturbation is harmless. If you try to control this habit. You will enter in to trouble. You cannot concentrate on anything. So, Masturbation is not harmful. Do it and forget it. It will not cause any problem in your marital life in future.
Date: Mon, 5 Feb 2001 10:50:36 -0600 Name: XYZ Age: 33 Gender: M Place: India Question:10
Hi Doctor, I got married 8 years ago and got 3 kids. But it seems day by day my wife is loosing the tightness of her Virginia. I there any way to get the tightness again ... please advise
Forget the answer. Just feel sorry for this guy and his wife's loose "Virginia." Hundreds of more gems of advice can be found here.
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