Friday, January 31, 2003

Shake It Or Make It Is it dancing or is it a freakshow?  You decide:  Dancing Teen (3.3mb)  All I know is I can't make my body do that.  Not now.  Not ever.  Now if you can't dance (or do whatever the hell that last kid was up to), maybe you belong behind a guitar.  First you'll need to attend Rock School.  Then find out how much to charge.  For an idea of the going prices for major acts, check out Clear Channel's booking rates to play at schools ($50K for a Nickleback gig sounds kinda steep.  $100k for Nelly??  And Avril Lavigne doesn't do college?  I couldn't have guessed that...). Now once you have your act together, you need to go for a distinct look.  My suggestion:  pimp wear.  Everybody loves a pimp. Then take your act on tour.  Or on another tour.  Or to see a tour.  And once the bling bling starts rolling in, put your bling where your mouth is.  Just don't forget the guy who knew you back in the day and tried to help you out.  Rock on! 5:10:59 PM     |

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