Wednesday, February 16, 2005

100 Amusings Someone has posted the 100 Funniest Jokes of All Time as put together by GQ magazine.  I've read through all 100, and while I can't say they all had me rolling on the floor, many at least earned a grin.  Some that I thought were better than the rest (or at least I hadn't heard them before): #80:  I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead. #57:  I failed my driver’s test. The guy asked me "what do you do at a red light?" I said, I don’t know… look around, listen to the radio… #53:  But I posted it here once before. #43:  I know a guy who called up the Home Shopping Network. They said "Can I help you?" and he said "No, I'm just looking." #36:  I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future. #5:  A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here." Totally unrelated link: Very high resolution satellite photo of Central Park:  shows The Gates installation that everyone is talking about.  But more importantly, if you're one of my former students, can you see the ducks?  If not, where did they go? 5:00:51 PM     |

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