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How to reset iPod shuffle:

1. Disconnect iPod shuffle from the computer (if connected).
2. Move the switch on the back of iPod shuffle to the off position.
   Tip: When iPod shuffle is off, the green stripe by the switch is not visible.
3. Wait 5 seconds.
4. Move the switch on the back to the play in order or the shuffle position. The green stripe will be visible in either position.

From the World According the Emily, a bit about what it's like to date a developer, only somewhat fictional.

10 things you need to know when dating a developer (or any kind of techie.)

• 1. When projects have a deadline approaching, all plans are tentative.
• 2. Your body/sex appeal are nothing compared to the power of a processor.
• 3. You will NEVER be the Apple of his eye.
• 4. Profanity is his friend
• 5. If you love him you will be standing by with a lot of caffeine.
• 6. There is no rest for the weary.
• 7. Rubies and Pearls are not what you think.
• 8. One screen is never enough.
• 9. if (loveBoyfriend = 1 ) {learn();}
• 10. There is nothing like being the one there when he completes something new.

Be sure to read the full article to get far more enjoyment out of Emily's article than the summary provided here. I can honestly say that I've not read (nor heard of) Emily's blog before but really enjoyed her humor and insights. Definately have to show this to my wife (getting her to read it, let alone belive it is another story) -- sadly, I closely resembled far too many of these items than can possibly be heathy.