 Pamela Hazelton's horror
Yes, more damage is being done currently to the advancement of the still open and unsolved 1947 Elizabeth Short murder case at the now totally dispicable bethshort.com. Also known as the The Black Dahlia Web Site. Serious investigators need not apply. And in their latest atrocity is they are actually playing, and with some relish, the suspect of the month game, where-in:
October is Marvin Margolis Month!!!
"Those interested in joining in, we are going to find everything we can about certain suspects. We'll work it exclusively for a month then have new one next month. Not to say this one can't be added to. Let's try hard to keep it on topic and not talk about any other suspect unless it pertains to Mr. Margolis." --Briar (Site moderator).
Sound like fun? Sounds like a real lark in the park. Got a real likely suspect, too. Yup. A-one for real real diversion. Whoo-Whee! Don't forget to bring the kids, this game is fun for all ages. More fun than a mechanical bull. Funnier than a barrel of dead babies. Funnier than a barrel of dead babies with a live at the bottom trying to eat it's way out. Yes Sir, fun, fun, fun.
Of course, everybody now know's I was banished from that site for blaspheming some of the sacred cows over there, so by all means don't treat this story as anything like objective. Solid bunches and bunches of sour, rotted, maggoty grapes are what I'm pitching today at my former friends at pig central. No fair at all.
Splat! But this really is a truly nauseating exploitation of a gruesome murder into a fucking parlor game for stupid starstruck amateurs who couldn't find their car keys in a seance. With the express purpose, mind you, of re-building readership, after all the "good" members had quit in the face of Capt. Finnegan's withering barrage of hard evidenced facts. Good luck with that. Slumber party at Pam's house? How about a game of Twister, with a twisted sister?
George W. Heirens, Suspect of the Month for September.
9:36:00 AM 
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