Monday, October 15, 2007

Thirteen most frequently asked scary questions 1. Were you horribly disfigured by skin cancer? No, but it was a nasty facial cancer. The plastic surgery went well, but for the unfortunate laughing and grinning, so I don't much like to be photographed. 2. Why won't you post a picture of yourself, scared? See above. 3. Are you like totally insane? No. 4. Why do you change the name of the blog all the time, that's insane? I've haven't found one I like yet, so there. 5. Are you BDS Jack? No. 6. Do you think BDS Jack is insane? Nope. 7. Why do they call these things blogs? I don't know. I was holding out for knoblogs 8. Why don't you start a message board of your own? Why? I'd only end up getting kicked off by the moderators. 9. Why no blogroll? Becasue they're a such damn nuisance to keep up, that's why. It's one of my true innovations to despense with the blogroll alltogether, while still leaving the overall blog concept intact. 10. Who killed JFK. A rifle assassin from ambush. 11. Who really won the 2000 election? Al Gore, Jr. By all accounts. 12. Are we experiencing a global warming? No. We still hate each other about as much as we always have.  13. Who killed the Black Dalhia? One Edwin F. Burns, a WWII Army mental case.  Al Gore 7:13:41 PM    comment