Monday, October 29, 2007

My new favorite quote I guess it's to be expected. Nose around on the internet if you ever want to find great quotes. Steady readers know how delighted, and very grateful I was, and am, to Hodaddy Hodel for going, "for the record", as it were? And now this? Maybe I'm all wet about the writers over by there at Planet Pamela dot com. That's truly fair use. Dying, they say, is easy. Comedy is hard. That quote, coming at the end of a stern lecture to myself, is simply hilarious. Delightfully self-absorbed and clueless. Call it found, or apparent art, neo-dada, or the last we'll see of her here. Either way, it's a keeper. It's slyly opaque in it's meaning, too. What fun! We have another mini-mystery for me to solve. I love solving mysteries. Let's see. Did she mean sever-ed? Oh, Hell no. Miss-stroked a key? Seve(n)? Maybe she reads her posts seven times for luck? It could happen? Blarney. No, wait? Well call me Al! She means...Several! Dum-da dump-dump. [CLANG] A Mock VII production. She later suggests I have a six-figure deal waiting out there. That's when I knew she was trying to put me on. Hey, I'm retired and get disability benefits from Social Security so generous, that unless it's an eight-figure deal, I'm not interested in coming out. I like being retired, and my poor health requires I take it real slow. Six figures is just an insult. No charge. Don't find it funny? Sophomoric, you say? You got your money's worth. I decide funny here and what ain't. Unless your comment is even funnier, you'll probably end up a laughingstock on somebody's blog, just like her. What a boner, you've pulled! I guess web immortality sucks for you, Pam. Never get out of the boat.  Oops! 10:50:36 AM    comment