Michael Ax is serious about spam.  11:55:52 PM     Add a comment   

Everyone is blogging from their cell phone, but am I the only one sending messages back? Go on, send me a message. I dare you.  11:16:23 PM     Add a comment   

All I really want from this world is to be #100 on the hotlist. Or better yet, 101 with a bullet, but then how would anyone know about it?  10:25:40 PM     Add a comment   

Barney and Dubbya  9:55:59 PM     Add a comment   

Some spam I got fom Shawn Casey: I'll even make it easy on you. I'll guarantee that you can use my system and make $1,000 in 15 days or less! I've done it regularly for years now, and so can you!

Dude, aim higher. I'm not going to give up my day job for $24,000 a year.  8:38:18 PM     Add a comment   

Wow, I'm like a Dave-magnet, or something. Thanks for the clicks, Dave.  7:45:08 PM     Add a comment   

I'm the number one (and only) search result for 1069988738. Really.  6:57:06 PM     Add a comment   

Shit, I forgot. You guys tune in because I'm mildly amusing, not because you give a damn about my politics. Sorry. I'll be funny now.  6:33:51 PM     Add a comment   

Unknown. "All power corrupts, but we need the electricity." [Quotes of the Day]  6:10:29 PM     Add a comment   

ology dot org: "It provides the charming Texan 'no service so small it can't be screwed further' approach to social services to protect a tax cut that only substantially affects rich bastards who don't need it. (Yes, I live in Texas.)"

No--not this again! The rich pay a higher percentage of taxes than anyone else. Why don't they deserve a larger tax cut? (No, I'm not rich, and I don't live in Texas.)

The fact is we're at war. Cruise missles and helicopters don't just sprout from vines. If we want to fight, we need to pay for it somehow. There are charities that can pick up the slack when it comes to social services, but I don't think you'll see the Salvation Army building bombs.

Don't want to fight? Don't get me started...

"When was the last time that women in Afghanistan were free? Oh, yeah, it was when Afghanistan was communist. Who fucked them over? Oh, yeah, it was us. (If you live outside the United States, you can read that as "US" instead.)"

Yeah, we fucked up big-time but you can't blame that on Dubbya. If my memory serves, he wasn't president in the 1970's.  6:09:10 PM     Add a comment