Satire and Cynicism no longer possible
As I mentioned yesterday, no matter how cynical you get these days, it's impossible to keep up with reality. And it's almost impossible to be satirical: the Onion's headline from early 2001, "quoting" Dubya as saying "our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is over," shows that it's almost impossible to be satirical. That is a truer statement than anything Dubya has ever really said.
So now we're having this joke election in California. A sitting governor could lose his seat to a movie star, even though he actually gets more votes than the movie star! For to keep his seat Davis has to get 50% + 1 of the votes. But to be elected new governor, the movie star (thankfully, not the car alarm maker) only has to get more votes than anyone else! Given that there will be around 500 names on the ballot (not mine, alas), this means that the new "governor" could be elected with, say, 10% of the vote, but the old one turned out with 49% of the vote. And this is supposed to be represenatitive government?
Coming from the Republican party, which apparently seeks to grab and hold power at any cost, this isn't a surprise. Look at their track record over the last few years. They impeach a president for a lie of 8 little words which are inconsequential, but turn around and use a series of big lies to justify a war and mammoth deficits. In California, the Republicans want to recall a governor for lying about the budget deficit, but in Washington DC, lying about the budget deficit is part of the job. In 2001, the Republicans get the Supreme Court to help them "elect" a president who receives fewer votes than his opponent, by insisting that we don't count votes!
And this same Republican party which couldn't criticize the likes of Sean Penn and Janeane Garofalo this spring for talking about the war, now thinks that Arnold Schwarzenegger is fit to be governor of the world's sixth largest economy!
After that, California is no surprise. Wonder what this crowd has in store for the fall of 2004?
But for the cynical among us, maybe it does free us from the heavy weight of better hopes.
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