This was posted on one of the mailing lists I subscribe to. I'm pretty sure it's only a joke, but it's funny regardless:
I go to school in Boulder Colorado for physics, as some of you know.
There are about 6 of the Boulderite leftist students that are going to the mideast to help with the peace process....yeah right,,,you know the type, more $$ than sense and they are all about 19 years old.
They are looking forward to it.,,and so am I.....to wit:
I helped see them off with a bunch of others,...afraid though that I may be responsible for their demise.
See, I told them that the way to show PEACE and friendliness to the Israeli Troopers was to make a "Earth Gesture" of peace.
I told them here is what you do:
1) Get the attention of an IDF Trooper.
2) Squat down and place your right hand on the ground...(not picking up anything, just touching the ground, but who can tell, right!?---grin)
3) Rise up and make an "earth gesture" towards the Israeli soldier, by rotating their pitching arm rapidly in a throwing fashion towards the IDF Trooper,...casting good earth energy towards them...
4) (I left out part four, I think) The nice IDF Trooper will respond in kind by redistributing elemental lead (symbol Pb) of the earth, in their general direction.
5) The world is now a better place....
The idiots did not get it, and just said "Oh, that is very nice of you to share that....we will try it"...
Watch the Breaking News for Colorado Student Casualties soon.....
Forrest
10:03:03 AM
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