licentious radio

Monday, July 1, 2002
[7:41:55 PM]

Don't miss the licentious radio investigative report on the pledge controversy: "The nation's retards also took exception, saying most of the furor is from people only pretending to be retarded as a hedge against any future death sentence."

[7:35:12 PM]

The most obvious way you can tell the "war on terrorism" is a complete phony is that while the September 11 terrorists were mostly Saudis, and while there are ongoing terrorist attacks on westerners in Saudi Arabia, Saudis are excluded from the war effort.

The war on terrorism is as phony as a Jeb Bush real estate deal, a Neil Bush Savings & Loan con, a George W. Bush oil company profit, or Poppy's denial that he was involved in Iran-Contra.

Bring us their heads!

[2:13:57 PM]
Join the licentious radio Crusade to Eliminate Justified Text (tm) from the web!

We'll soon have example emails you can quick pop off to your favorite websites that shoot themselves and their readers in the foot by justifying text. We also expect to have secret decoder rings and t-shirts with some sick slick (sic) slogan: "Totally unjustifiable", "Align with the Left", "The Right is Ragged", "Completely unjustified under all of these clothes"....

Remember, you can't do anything about children starving in Japan, but you can stop abusing your readers: no justification, extra line-height.

Hundreds if not thousands of webmasters around the world are coming to their senses. You or your friends can be next.

[10:59:33 AM]
MS security patch EULA gives Billg admin privileges on your box [theregister.co.uk]: "This means MS will have administrator privileges on your personal computer. What they feed you may be infected with viruses ; it may break your applications, corrupt data files, destroy weeks or months or even years of work, but you'll have no recourse if it does. By downloading this WMP critical security patch, which you must do to operate WMP safely, you'll agree to give Billg deed and title to your personal property and to leave Microsoft immune from legal retaliation if they damage your machine."

You had better abandon Microsoft now. If you don't mind a crappy user interface and paying twice what the hardware is worth, you can switch to Mac OS X. OS X is especially appropriate if you only ever do one thing at a time. Otherwise, Linux with KDE is slick, cheap, and just about ready for prime-time desktop. The rough spots in KDE aren't nearly as rough as letting MS viruses wipe out your hard drive, for example.

[12:46:47 AM]
The judge [law.com]: 'Goodwin pointed out that he won the Combat Infantry Badge in World War II, and remembers that on the belt buckles of dead German soldiers was an inscription claiming God was on the German side. "I was supporting the flag then and I still support it," he said.'

At risk of repeating the obvious, whereas Goodwin served in combat in World War II, Dim-W used his family's political power to get into the Air National Guard -- and force someone else off the list, and into the jungles of Vietnam. One of the names on the Wall could be the guy who's future Poppy stole. And after all of that, Little George deserted. (And what do you say about an Army officer who would cover up for a deserter? Promote him, of course. Have him run the country's air defenses.) First Democrat to make this stick gets the nomination.