licentious radio

Tuesday, July 2, 2002
[11:31:18 PM]

Another way you know the "war on terror" is as phony as Bush business deal: the FBI -- after throwing thousands of brown-skins in jail without due process, perpetually refuses to investigage the anthrax crimes.

We don't like linking to nytimes.com, but here's a gentle upbraid of the FBI investigation so far.

I'd be less polite (more licentious): I'd point out that the anthrax attacks were timed to pass the fascist Patriot Act -- Congress didn't even get to read the text of act. I'd point out that the attacks were crucial in creating the fear that the September 11 attacks were just the start. Except for home-grown right-wing kook terror, we've been safe since September, after all. Which politician on the planet has gained the most from the anthrax attacks, and which politician is now in charge of the FBI.

But I wouldn't have known to hint that the guy who did the anthrax attacks here also infected 10,000 blacks in (then) Rhodesia. Yeah, there's a Patriot of whom the Republican Party should be proud.

Bring us their heads!

[10:54:04 PM]
At the press conference, all the reporters have witty nicknames for Bush....

"Hey, Dimwit! Your daddy appointed the SEC guy who didn't throw you in the slammer for your securities fraud. Now you've appointed the SEC guy who will investigate Cheney's crimes. Have you promised DICK that you'll protect him from doing hard time?"

"Everything I do is fully disclosed; it's been fully vetted. Any other questions?"

"A follow-up, your Idiocy: you were caught red-handed with just under a million bucks-worth of fraud; did you get much more off-shore and off the books? That is, the American people want to know if you're a smart thief like Kenny Boy, or a dumb thief -- err, like you seem to be."

"Everything I do is fully disclosed; it's been fully vetted. Any other questions?"

A Japanese reporter: "Honorable Dim Son, you never heard of World War II, as we know. Maybe you never heard of insider trading laws? Maybe you aren't really criminal, but just dumb-as-stump, as you say in Texas?"

"Everything I do is fully disclosed; it's been fully vetted. Any other questions?"

"Sir, a two-part question: As Deserter-in-Chief, aren't you actually glad that retards can't be executed for their crimes? And if you are hoping that the recent court ruling will save your miserable hide, don't you think it ironic that four of the judges responsible for the coup de grace of your coup d'etat nearly set you up for the big fall?"

"Boing Jurno... Look at me, I speak French. Everything I do is fully disclosed; it's been fully vetted. Any other questions?"

"One more question you lying, thieving, bastard: People have said you were AWOL on the fight against terrorism, AWOL on reforms to prevent corporate fraud, AWOL on the Mid-east peace process, AWOL on the economy, etc., etc., etc. Isn't that unfair? That is, weren't you really hoping for some kind of terrorist attack to rescue you from the black hole your ratings were sinking in to and demonstrate the need for Star Wars and increased military spending with companies like your daddy's Carlisle Group? And weren't you really doing your best to *prevent* reforms? And weren't you purposefully trying to promote instability in Israel and Palestine? And didn't you know in advance your economic policies would flush the U. S. economy down the toilet, even while further enriching your cronies?

"Everything I do is fully disclosed; it's been fully vetted. Any other questions?"

"No thanks, Little George, our work is done for today."

(Hail-to-the-thief plays as Bush walks off stage.)

[10:11:06 PM]
I sent Little George a share of WorldCom stock. I was thinking, "this is my two-cents about you stock-fraud criminals". Of course, today it turned out the share was worth *six cents*, so I was way off.

[7:10:36 PM]
"Everything I do is fully disclosed; it's been fully vetted. Any other questions?"

Bush is not only dirty, he's a punk.

He was too busy stealing from Americans to bother with terrorism, he's a deserter.

The chain gang for Bush!

[3:09:05 PM]
Bush is a dirty stinking deserter, completely unfit to be commander in chief. People should stop saying he went AWOL, and just put it plain, simple terms: "deserter".

On the other hand, rub it in: "Where was Bush when we needed to prevent corporate financial abuse? Bush was AWOL. Where was Bush when the terrorists were planning September 11? Bush was AWOL. How could Bush make such stupid proposals about Palestine? Bush's brain is AWOL."

We've got two or four more years of this guy. There's no particular reason to let a single conversation or article about Bush pass without referring to him as AWOL on one issue or another. (Four years if he steals the next election, too, and we have to impeach him and throw him out of office.)

You could also mention that his DWI arrest makes him unfit to be a cop in New York City, or to immigrate (or be deported) to Canada. His securities fraud would put him first in line for the chain gang, if there were any enforcement of the law for Poppy's toxic spawn.

[1:48:58 PM]
Thank you, dear readers, for keeping us on track. We admit we've been AWOL -- shirking our sacred duty to licentiousness. Without further ado....

Washington, DC -- Licentious Radio has obtained the preliminary results of George W. Bush's colonoscopy. We can confirm that Dim Son's head was indeed found, but that his brains are still AWOL.

Licentious Radio is also tired of the relentless right-wing kook campaign against Chelsea Clinton.

Excuse us: The Dimwit's daughters are drunken lesbo sluts with arrest records even longer than their dad.

Not that we have anything against drunken lesbo sluts. In fact, we're hoping for video.

[10:29:10 AM]
More fodder at my other website for those interested in the gory details of the web. First, Print Stylesheets: the Wrong Approach on what not to do with print stylesheets. Also, more detail than most people will ever want to think about for keywords, and the ways in which URLs are Abstract.

[10:14:44 AM]
MediaWhoresOnline says "Lay Off President Gore". I agree that Democrats had better pull together, but they had better pull together behind a candidate who is willing to do what it takes to beat the Bush gang -- not just in votes and electoral college votes -- but also in the streets and media. Gore may well have learned his lesson -- it was a hard, bitter lesson in Florida that we are all suffering for. But he had damned well better demonstrate that he learned the lesson, or get out of the way.

Here's my letter to MWO:

I think Gore has a lot he has to prove. Getting votes *wasn't* good enough. Yes, the Bush mafia stole the election, but Gore didn't *prevent* them from stealing the election.

Think of how desparate they'll be to win next time. If a Democrat wins the next election, there could be some Bushistas going to jail, and hundreds of billions of dollars in danger of being diverted from the kleptocracy to America.

The next election is likely to be ten times dirtier than Florida.

If the Democratic nominee isn't willing and able to fight it out in the streets and in the media, the Republicans could steal it all again.

Gore was always talking about how he would "fight" for us, but he gave up the election fight way too early, and way too easy. If he learned the lesson, he had damned well better prove it to us *before* the primaries. There's way too much at stake for the whole planet to back another loser.

The will of the voters could have prevailed. The fight could have gone on, and Gore could have labeled it a coup d'etat and proved to the nation that the "Supreme" court votes were as dirty as a Bush business deal. Not one senator was willing to question the coup d'etat, and the whole world is paying the price

I say the guy who wants to win the democratic nomination should demonstrate his qualifications by leading a string of victories: force Cheney to resign, convince the public and the Senate to refuse judicial nominations based on Bush's self-proclaimed religious test. Put White in jail. Have a daily press conference to repudiate Ari Fleischer's lies. Force Thomas out, or any string of Bush cronies that have lied in Senate hearings.

The point is: lead, follow, or get out of the way.

I would be thrilled if Gore is the guy, but he had better prove it before the primaries.

J. R.

[9:39:05 AM]
U. S. planes bomb and strafe another wedding in Afghanistan. Although the Pentagon tries desparately to hide it, they've killed far more innocent people in Afghanistan than were killed in the U. S. on September 11.

Now another wedding. They've done this before. They shot up some Canadian soldiers, and the report was just released.

It's time for some heads to roll. Somebody should resign. And some people should be fired. A massacer from the air due to incompetence is still a massacer. When they don't stop doing this stuff, somebody should eventually go to jail.