Comment - It's a giant carp from the Mekong River in Vietnam. This
article describes how naturalists are trying to save the carp from
extinction.
News - "Punny" Christmas jokes:
What do they call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses
What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace? Krisp
Kringle
Who sings "Love Me Tender" and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph
Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch? Deery Queen
What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia
The 4 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa
Claus. He is Santa Claus. He looks like Santa Claus.
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games
in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbon hood
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
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