Interesting... I just got the below email. Here's the bizarreness. CJ Gorius isn't my rep (Steve Pierce is and he's great). I haven't even talked to Steve in 15 months probably. The email is poorly written and implemented at best -- i.e. no salutation, poor formatting, including a damn big attachment unsolicited (707 KB) -- utterly insulting at worst. And this is a vendor that I've spent > $1,000,000 with over 15 years (most of it as a dot commer outfitting a data center). Sigh. And so it goes. Stupidity award of the week.
I wanted to take this opportunity to introduce
myself as CJ Gorius' Sales Manager. First, let me thank you for partnering
with PC Connection for your Information Technology solutions. As your
partner, I just wanted to remind you of the limited time remaining to
upgrade your Microsoft software licenses. The deadline for enrolling your
MS software in the current MS Licensing Program is July 31, 2002. If your
software is not enrolled in this program before July 31, 2002, we will not
be able to offer you the "get current and stay current" plan after this
date. However, enrolling your licensing in this plan will allow you to save
money and keep your technology up-to-date.
I ask that you review the attached document which
details the reasons that Microsoft Software Assurance will save you as much
as 37% while keeping you protected from the high cost of upgrade licensing
during the next two years. As a special incentive to our customers to "get
current and stay current", PC Connection is offering ninety day net terms on
qualified Microsoft purchases prior to June 26, 2002.
Please feel free to contact CJ Goruis or myself with
any questions you may have on how to protect your Microsoft investments. You
can reach CJ Gorius at (800) 800-0014 x33346 or myself at x33160. Thank you
for your time and consideration.
<<MicrosoftLicenseUpdate081502.pdf>> (that link works by the way)
Jacqueline P. Lemoine
Corporate Sales Manager
PC Connection Sales Corp
IT Solutions for Business
jplemoine@pcconnection.com
Phone: 1-800-800-0014 x33160 Fax: 603-683-0311
www.pcconnection.com