You live in Alaska when . . .
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup and Tabasco. 2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas. 3. You have more than one recipe for moose. 4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons. 5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.
This is all so true. My Halloween costumes always fit over my parka. And I can't tell you how many Moose recipes we had when I was growing up. My favorite was a Moose Saurbrauten recipe - hmmmm! And after last summer's ridiculous construction season, I swore I'd never vote for another road bond again!
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