Saturday, June 21, 2003

AS I WAS SAYING Things are pretty crappy here at the arse-end of the blogosphere. So, I donned my wetsuit, got in my kayak, and paddled down to Barnes & Noble to hunker down in the cafe and do some reading. I'm in line to get a cafe au lait and the girl behind the counter is wearing big black Harry Potter style glasses and has a lightning bolt drawn on her forehead. A real nerdy looking guy ahead of me asks her if she always dresses that way. She tells him no (I mean come on), it's just because the new book is out. He says that's a shame because "it's a really cool statement." It made me glad that I've never even cracked the cover of one of those books. File under Stuff That Don't Fit Anywhere Else. 10:15:44 PM    Go ahead, make my day  []

DO YOU THINK IT'S GEORGE COSTANZA? I don't know what's going on in my condo complex while I'm at work but apparently someone has been urinating in the glass recycling containers. Signs are posted to be on the lookout for the perpetrator. The Urinator? I'm all for recycling. I thought that our local sewerage authority took care of this particular item. Apparently that word hasn't gotten around to everybody. File under Stuff That Don't Fit Anywhere Else. 2:16:41 PM    Go ahead, make my day  []

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WEATHER PIXIE IS SMOKIN' But it's cold, damp and raining right now and the thunder is rumbling off in the distance. I wish the Starbucks around here had a drive-thru. File under Stuff That Don't Fit Anywhere Else. 2:00:12 PM    Go ahead, make my day  []