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Saturday, March 17, 2007 |
AlterNet: "New Khalid Shaikh Mohammed stunner: My great-grandpa sank the Maine!"
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? YES!!! Dash it, Khalid Shaikh Mohammed is none other than Bill Clinton. He ruined America during his presidency, was responsible for the huge deficit now and hurricane Katrina. And George Double U personally saw him steal a mars bar at Wal-Mart's.
Jurist: "Students of the Stalinist purges of the 1930s will recall the astounding confessions made in open court by the accused persons. They had been severely tortured over weeks and months. But they showed up in court without external marks of torture. With all apparent voluntariness, they admitted subverting the Five-Year Plans that would have provided the Soviet people with necessary food items. They sabotaged factories, making sure the production lines were inefficient. They managed to import inferior metals so that Soviet tanks and automobiles would fall apart after a few months' use. They infiltrated the Soviet Army and through dint of their persuasiveness, convinced the foot soldier that it was absurd to risk his life defending a dictatorial government. In short these accused persons, briefly in court on their way to the firing squad, took responsibility for everything that had gone wrong for the past two decades in the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics."
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