Thursday, April 17, 2003

In The News I know it can be difficult for some to keep up with what is going on in the world.  Either that, or you're just tired of wall-to-wall coverage of the world going to hell (or is it?). So, as a service to you, I've collected the most vital news stories to keep you in the know.  You're ignorant on the crucial issues no longer!   Fat Man Sues McDonald's Over Non-Hire   AP - Thu Apr 17, 2:01 PM ET Penis-numbing condom helps men last longer   Reuters - Thu Apr 17,11:54 AM ET County Nixes Coffee Breaks for Workers   AP - Thu Apr 17, 7:52 AM ET And now, the al-Sahaf talking doll  Reuters - Thu Apr 17, 4:56 PM ET Bear Dies After Eating Toy Ball   AP - Thu Apr 17, 4:12 AM ET Inflatable church open for prayers   Reuters - Thu Apr 17, 2:55 PM ET Toy Poodle in Weight Pulling Contest   AP - Thu Apr 17, 4:10 AM ET Sleeping Juror Leads to Mistrial   AP - Wed Apr 16, 3:58 PM ET 5:23:56 PM     |

Ever Have One Of Those Mornings? I want to stay in bed.  I'm such a sleepy head.  I'm sticking my alarm clock back on snooze. I'll get up in a bit My head it feels like ... 7:13:26 AM     |

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