Monday, April 28, 2003

Drive Me Insane Want to drive me absolutely insane?  Why don't you: wear a shirt two sizes too small if you're a guy. wear a shirt two sizes too big if you're a woman. thank God for your touchdown, homerun, or game winning shot. spit. pretend to be dumber than you are. pretend to be smarter than you are. pretend to not know what your pierced tongue is for. act without any concern for others. vote strictly Republican (which is basically the same as the previous item). believe in a religion you frankly know very little about. act as though you wish you were part of another ethnic group. spit and burp in the same sentence. ask me for my opinion about your poetry and then become heartbroken if I suggest it could be improved. not be able to think of a decent song more than five years old. continue to have children when you can't care for the ones you have. not know what you want to order when you pull up to the intercom at McDonalds. not say "hi" to me when I say "hi" to you. wear a cap twisted to the side. not flush the toilet when you're done. not pay attention (especially to me). Actually, that's just a partial list.  I'm sure I could go on and on and on, but I have work to do.  Now if you want to drive someone else insane, I suggest you go here.  He's begging you to mess with his life. 7:11:09 PM     |

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