Saturday, March 06, 2004

Guaranteed to Amuse I've got my Saturday lined-up nicely.  Just finished watching the Spurs manage to hold on against the Dallas Mavericks.  Sure that game was played last night in the states, but through the beauty of delayed broadcasting on Sky Sports, and my amazing ability to avoid important scores online, I was able to enjoy the game bright and early this morning.  Only pisser is seeing the ads for upcoming Spurs games that I know I won't be able to watch.  If I could make a kind suggestion to Sky it would be this:  GET ESPN IN YOUR LINE-UP!!  Trust me, many expats would be very grateful. But that wasn't the end of my sport's viewing today.  In just a wee bit Manchester United will be locking up with Fulham in the quarter finals of the FA Cup.  Manchester is hurting on defense, but seeing that the game is at Old Trafford, they have to be the favorites.  After that I'll be pulling hard for Portsmouth against Arsenal.  Not that Portsmouth has a chance.  But I can always hope for a few timely Arsenal injuries, suspensions, or deaths. Oh wait.  You're probably thinking where my "guranteed to amuse" went.  Sorry.  Here's goes: Mr. Anderson:  Easily the funniest online clip you'll see today.  Also the most immature. Rumsfeld Fighting Techniques:  The secret behind Donald Rumsfeld's intimidating presence as Secretary of Defense isn't the cutting-edge military hardware at his disposal.  It's his command of no less than twenty-one deadly martial arts techniques.  Once you've faced his Drunken Temple Boxing style, you won't be eating solid food for weeks. Welcome to Dragon Manor:  Home of Graywalker -- the "Hawk's Fire" and "The Wolf of the Winds."  Also the biggest loser I've had the pleasure to stumble across in a long, long time. Amanda:  Giving ol' Graywalker a run for it's money is Amanda Holley who loves both freaks and incredibly awfully website design.  Teen Girl Squad - episode 5:  Sailing mishaps suck.  So does being an 8th grade girl. Addicting Games:  More flash games than you can play in one day. Whoops, the Man U game is about to come on, so I'll be off.  Oh, and if those sites failed to amuse, you can have your money back. Related site: Amused.com:  Doesn't do much for me. 1:22:26 PM     |

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