Saturday, November 13, 2004

In For Life A daughter visits her mother in prison. They reach out to touch hands. Separated by the glass.  Separated by the guilt. Pretty funny if you ask me. 12:41:46 PM     |

If You Can't Teach 'Em, Taser 'Em In this day and age, when even the slightest bit of physical discipline can land a teacher in a steaming vat of legal problems, its refreshing to know that you can call in the police to taser an unruly six year old. Now the article does a very poor job at revealing why the kid was waving a shard of glass around the principal's office, but you know he had to have a darn good reason.  Incidents like this are always based upon reasonable disagreements that just happen to get a little out of hand.  Now if they'd just allow me to carry a taser in the classroom, I could do away with the need for lunch detentions.  Heck, wouldn't even have to say a word.  Don't want to sit down?  BZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTT!!!! 10:47:41 AM     |

More Photoshopping Goodness Take this picture.  Play with it for awhile.  Come up with something creative. My favorite.  Or maybe this one. This one hits too close to home, though. 9:52:00 AM     |

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