Pretty Crappy For A White Girl
 Meet Dahv. She's eleven.
Take a minute or two to explore her website and let the music soak in.
Hideous, isn't it? The music I mean.
Sure she's eleven, but that doesn't excuse the horror that is a prepubescent white girl rapping. Hell, 99% of rap is a horror to begin with, much less coming from the mouth of an eleven year old in the form of "School."
Don't get me wrong. I'm all for allowing a child to explore everything around and try new things. But that doesn't include ruining a girl's life by running her out in front of the world as a pre-teen white female rapper.
Don't you just want to strangle Dahv's parents for allowing this to happen? Shouldn't Child Protective Services be doing something about this? Just look at how badly Vanilla Ice's life has turned out, and she's got at least a ten year head start on him. She'll be the laughing stock of the nation before she gets out of her training bra.
So no, I don't blame Dahv for any of this. She's just doing what I'm sure she loves to do. Her parents, though, should have the sense to keep it at home -- not blasted all over the internet. Bad enough to put the music out there. Did they really need all the dolled-up photos, too? Are they getting advice from Jonbenet Ramsey's parents?
By the way, with a little exploring you'll find out she also does really cheesy rock music, too. Not surprisingly The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame doesn't need to worry about making room for Dahv after listening to "7654321." This is what we get for letting kids listen to Avril Lavigne.
And yes, I did listen to "7654321" all the way through, and let me tell you there is something profoundly disturbing about hearing an eleven year old sing that she'll "take you on a ride." Someone check if R. Kelly produced this.
Here's to hoping we don't see Dahv ten years from now as the star of her own True Hollywood Story.
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