Tuesday, January 25, 2005

A Worthy Cause It's heartening to note that although Bush came out as the stingy American right after the tsunami disaster with the paltry $15 million relief effort (but by golly we'll spend over $40 mil on one night of parties!), many other organizations have come through to help out those in Asia who are do desperately in need.  Even kids in my own school have raised a considerable amount of cash for the tsunami victims.  Nice to see not everyone is as uncaring about the rest of the world as our president. That said, I'd like to draw your attention to another cause worth noting.  A cause I feel is not only necessary, but well overdo.  What cause is this, Alex?  Simply: we must stop Ashlee Simpson.  Stop singing.  Stop dancing.  Stop modeling.  Stop performing in any way. Yes, I think it is starting to dawn on you, gentle reader.  Not only the seriousness of the issue, but also I bet you can sense a ray of light peeking over the horizon.  Hope is over there, my friends.  The hope that if enough of us band together, we can stop Ashlee Simpson from destroying western civilization. Click and sign. Related links: Ashlee Simpson Booed at the Orange Bowl Ashlee Simpson Lip-synching Hoe-down Other causes I've written about 5:33:57 PM     |

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