The Depths My Life Has Sunk To
Last night, I actually sat through a sizeable amount of the first round of the inaugural season of Premiere League Darts, including the pre-game show.
Darts. I now watch darts.
I can actually name a few darts players off the top of my head, including Phil "The Power" Taylor -- the Michael Jordan of the dart world. A year ago I wouldn't have known him if I were peeing on him.
I can follow the "action," such as it is.
I can keep score in darts.
I can identify some of the key moments in the modern dart era.
In sum: I am now officially the biggest loser I know.
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