Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Dumb Ass Eye For The Dumb Ass Guy If you're young, hopelessly shallow, spend more time picking out clothes than you do studying, and love to criticize others for what you consider their poor choice of shoes, then do I have the site for you: Street Style There you can post pictures of yourself in all your hip-hop loser glory, and then sit back and let a bunch of other losers who can't spell worth a damn put you down. Take for example Masta, who just happens to reside in France.  Here are some examples of the insightful comments and constructive criticism left for our Gallic stud: u did iight, i woulda put a T under da jacket like Urb dot said but it's coo UMM.... STAY AT HOME.... U'RE LAME Yo its dope u can pull off an outfit like dat when u live in a city like France, not even US. More points if u trade dat beenie for a white fitted, but mad props still. you match and errthin but aint really feelin dis u need bigger clothes, u rockin tha forces all wrong, and that hat on ur head looks madd dumb ... try again playa enyce suit is okz but cum on it to small and a stocing cap like dat cum on and dose dont look like air force ones I loved the "city like France" bit, but I have no clue what the last guy was trying to say.  Is that elvish? Other favorites: SpbOutlaw:  Bet you anything he stares at himself in the mirror working on those poses.  A lot. Dipped Out:  What's better than being a loser by yourself?  Having a loser friend. Kalin:  Words cannot begin to describe the horror. 3C Riders:  Look!  We're crippled! Well, if you're so inclined, hours of fun await you at Street Style.  The fifteen minutes I wasted there were more than enough for me. Holla. 6:21:29 PM     |

Ow I just have one question:  how do you not know you sent a four-inch nail up through the roof of your mouth? Actually I have another question:  how did it get up there in the first place?  The article says the guy had "sent a nail into a piece of wood nearby, but [he] didn't realize a second nail had shot through his mouth."  Huh?  How does that happen?  Was he yawning at the time?  Did he sneeze and his mouth happened to be open just at that split second and the nail somehow went backwards up through the roof of his mouth?  And he didn't feel it? I don't get this.  Just look at that picture!  How do you not feel that?  I can feel it, and that isn't my head with spike up behind my eyeball. The worst part of the article was where the surgeon admits that this was the second time they'd seen someone who had got a nail stuck in their noggin and didn't know it.  I have a hard time believing a first time, much less a second. I suspect drugs. 4:31:53 PM     |

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