PRECISION GUIDED HUMOR ROUND-UP...
...is up at Alliance HQ. Most of the entries for the Donktionary were a little more snarky than funny, but SilverBlue had to get creative to disguise his closet liberalism, and wound up doing a damn fine job:
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Anti-American: see Pro-French.
Appeasement: An apartment made of peas.
Bigotry: Reverse of littlotry.
Censorship: To cause the removal of all boats and seagoing vessels from media.
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And Roxette took off to her own little planet (which is, no doubt, a fine place to be):
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Anti-American: Anyone who doesn't love me.
Appeasement: People who love me to get in with Silver Blue.
Bigotry: People who don't like blue rabbits.
Censorship: What should happen to people who don't like blue rabbits.
Conservative: Those who like rabbits, but only of a certain color.
Diversity: Rabbits of every color.
Europe: An area of the world where rabbits won't visit.
Fox News: Rabbits don't like foxes, so there's no news there.
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Oh, and my favorite line from Roxy:
Weapons of Mass Destruction: The Nuclear Carrot of Doom.
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