EVIL GLENN'S PART-TIME JOB
(A FILTHY LIE)
I tried getting ahold of Evil Glenn to find out what his new part-time job was. You know, the one he need so he can afford to cover his new girlfriend's cheeseburger bill?
Well his phone's been busy all week, so I couldn't talk to him. So I did a little Googling to see if I could learn something.
It didn't take long to hit paydirt. Given his other recent money-making scheme, I probably shouldn't have been too surprised.
I think it might also explain why his phone's been busy. He's probably been taking orders for his new product line.
What is it, you ask? Well, let's just say that Evil Glenn's been selling a new line of *ahem* action figures.
(tip of the hat to Alliance Deep Cover Agent, Code Name: Jen for betraying the secret)
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