Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Saddamized Bush says that custody of Saddam Hussein will be transferred to the new Iraqi interim government when they can guarantee there will be security comparable to that in which he is now being held. Bush also wants to make sure the Iraqis can do a comparable job of leading Saddam around naked on a dog leash, forcing him to masturbate in front of other captive members of his regime, and getting him to fellate his guards. Of course, Bush probably thinks Fellatio is a character in Hamlet. 10:55:55 PM