Thursday, June 17, 2004

True Confessions According to a preliminary report by the independent 9/11 commission, Al Qaeda's original plan was to hijack 10 planes and crash them into prime targets on both the East and West coasts, including the US Capitol building and the White House.  The sole source for this claim is Khalid Sheikh Muhammad, the alleged mastermind of the 9/11 plot.  Other crimes Muhammad has confessed to masterminding after being given the Abu Ghraib treatment at an undisclosed location include: - JFK assassination - Murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman - Shootings of John Lennon, George Wallace and Ronald Reagan - Chernobyl disaster - Exxon Valdez oil spill - Crash of the Hindenburg - Sinking of the Titanic - Crucifixion of Jesus Christ 11:31:40 PM

DieNasty All day today, Ray Charles has been lying in state and available for public viewing at the Los Angeles Convention Center. It may not be the world's most compelling spectator event, but it's certainly more dynamic than the Lakers looked in the NBA championship series. 4:46:11 PM