Friday, June 25, 2004


Miles Behind

Polish jazz trumpeter Thomaz Stanko (pronounced like the past tense of Shtinko) was profiled today on NPR's program "Day to Day."

Stanko was inspired to become a musician by the recordings of Miles Davis, which he first heard in the 1960s in his native Poland.  He says that the jazz legend "was my only teacher, not only for music but for life."

This means that any fan who approaches Stanko for an autograph can expect to be told "Get the fuck outta my face" in a harsh, raspy voice.


3:14:15 PM    

1-800-Flowers

The lowest priced tickets for tonight's John Kerry fundraising concert at Walt Disney Concert Hall in Los Angeles by Barbara Streisand and Neil Diamond are going for $1000.  They'll sing their 1978s duo hit, "You Don't Bring Me Flowers."

No doubt the Republicans will counter by staging a Bush fundraiser to sing their anti-Clinton anthem, "You Don't Bring Me Gennifer Flowers."


11:40:18 AM