There is lots of great stuff on SatireWire this week.

SatireWire | How to Change a Spare Government: "It's late at night, you're cruising along, perhaps humming a mindless tune, when suddenly you hear a loud bang. A silent curse crosses your lips as you realize your government has gone flat. Fortunately, the United States now comes with a spare. Here's what to do in case of a breakdown."

SatireWire | GOD NAMES NEXT "CHOSEN PEOPLE"; IT'S JEWS AGAIN: "Jews, whose troubled, 10,000-year term as God's "chosen people" finally expired last night, woke up this morning to find that they had once again been hand-picked by the Almighty. Synagogues across the globe declared a day of mourning."

SatireWire | TAUNTED BY NEW U.N. CLASSMATES, SWITZERLAND ALREADY WANTS TO GO HOME:"Everybody's Mean to Me, and the Food Sucks," Says Tiny Nation's Ambassador  8:30:55 PM       

Does anyone remember last summer, when our biggest worry was sharks?  8:17:21 PM