Here's something you might not know about me: I was a god among elementary school students. Why? My grandpa (that's him with the pigeons) wrote the Dukes of Hazzard. That's right, sportsfans, while all the other cool kids gathered around the tube on Friday night to watch the Duke boys shoot flaming arrows at out-houses, I was hanging out on the set with Bo, Luke, Boss Hogg, Roscoe, Uncle Jessie, and, of course, Daisy Duke.

Yes, I did get to ride in the General Lee.

Here I am with Bo and Luke Duke, my crybaby little sister, the General Lee, and a gaffer who wanted in on the action

Roscoe P. Coltrane smiles happily but Katie and I look skeptical.

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