The Onion | Bush Sends Troops To West Nile: "Armed with anti-mosquito munitions, American Special Forces made landfall at Damietta near the mouth of the Nile early Tuesday, and by dawn had erected U.S. Army netting over the city. Bush promised that the netting, expected to extend all the way to Khartoum by the end of the week, will eventually stretch nearly 1,000 miles to the Nile's source and "as far to the west as necessary. "  10:13:44 PM     Add a comment   

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I'm now the owner of one seriously shaved Bouvier. I don't want to go into too much detail, but let's just say that Bouvier + wallpaper paste + paint = bad. On the plus side, we were able to save her beautiful beard and fall. On the minus side, without a shaggy coat, Hannah looks just like a fuzzy little lamb w/ a big dog head.  5:46:56 PM     Add a comment