Well, this is different. On my voicemail tonight is a message that says "Hi, this is melissa... I was calling to find out how much the pornos were going to cost. Call me back @ 345-...."

Hm... I'm not quite sure what to make of that one.  7:55:21 PM     Add a comment   

Well, its winter again. The snow isn't here yet, but the local moose are once again invading my yard, and that means winter to me. Tonight I have 3 moose in the yard, chowing down one the rasberry bushes: one Cow, one young bull, and one absolutley huge bull with an enormous rack.

You know you're a real Alaskan when having 5000 pounds of moose in your yard doesn't even phase you.  7:50:06 PM     Add a comment