The Education of Kenny
A city boy named Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. But the next day when the farmer drove up, he told Kenny, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."
Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
"Can't do that," explained the Farmer. "I went and spent it already."
"OK then, just unload the donkey," said Kenny.
The farmer looked at Kenny quizzically, "Whatcha gonna do with him?"
"I'm going to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" exclaimed the Farmer.
"Sure I can," replied Kenny. "Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What ever happened with that dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off," answered Kenny. "I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00."
"Didn't anyone complain?" asked the Farmer.
"Just the guy who won, said Kenny. "So I gave him his two dollars back."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
This came in email this morning, thanks Ron...mj
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